Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (TV Series)
Natalie Portman (2009)
Zach Galifianakis: Self - Host
Quotes
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Himself - Host : you get the double meaning? like emotionally...
Natalie Portman : [interrupts him] yeah, I get it, I understand
Himself - Host : do you wear bikinis?
Natalie Portman : can we talk about the next thing?
Himself - Host : next thing? OK, you shaved your head for V for Vendetta, did you also shave your V for vagina?
Natalie Portman : [looks around, feeling uncomfortable by his question, shakes her head] pass
Himself - Host : [dog begins to snore, looks at the dog] I got a bigger dick than that.
Himself - Host : [segment ends]
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Himself - Host : [looking off camera, counting down] 3, 2, 1...
Himself - Host : [to the camera] Hi my name is Zach Galifianakis this is Between Two Ferns today my guest is Natalie Port-man she's with her dog...
Natalie Portman : [holds up her dog] Wiiz, this is Wiiz
Natalie Portman : [using her voice to imply Wiiz is greeting Zach] hello
Himself - Host : [annoyed, as she puts the dog on the floor] Wiiz, alright, you're an accomplished actress, you've graduated from Harvard, you've done some great international charity work, what's your phone number?
Natalie Portman : [shaking her head] that's private
Himself - Host : [dismissively] yeah I know
Himself - Host : [briefly stares at her legs] you've done a lot of charity work...
Natalie Portman : I've been working with a group called FINCA that does micro finance, it's like small loans for men and women in the developing worlds
Himself - Host : that's great I do a lot of work with IMDB
Natalie Portman : [remains silent, the dog comes back onto the stage]
Himself - Host : was it really upsetting in Star Wars that you didn't have more scenes with Chewbacca?
Natalie Portman : yeah actually...
Himself - Host : [interrupts her] what's he like to work with?
Natalie Portman : [rubbing her nose, thinking of a response] ummm...
Himself - Host : [interrupts her] he doesn't speak English, does he? Does he have a translator? Because I always thought that'd be weird to communicate with him
Natalie Portman : [remains silent]
Himself - Host : that'd be so funny if he drove a Miata
Natalie Portman : [confused] I'm not... What was the question?
Himself - Host : [looking at his notes] I'll ask him when he comes on the show
Natalie Portman : [the dog crawls up to Natalie's feet]
Himself - Host : [the dog lies on his back, Natalie laughs] what is he? A German Shepherd? Being in the movie and stuff, do people approach and say I have an idea for a movie, does that get annoying?
Natalie Portman : yeah that's annoying
Himself - Host : [intentionally annoying her with an idea for a movie] I think it'd be cool like if you were in a movie wearing a two-piece bikini and get ready to make out with a guy, like a love scene and you undo your bikini in the back and you say "there's something I've been meaning to get off my chest."
Natalie Portman : [remains silent, looks at her dog]