Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Drop Dead Fred (2010)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

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Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Oh wow. This person needs to die.

• Elizabeth : What a pile of shit.

  Nostalgia Critic : Well, we're off to a good start as we cut to our credits that, surprisingly, are written in crayon.

• Nostalgia Critic : Look at him, he looks like a Conehead on fire.

• [repeated line] 

  Nostalgia Critic : NO!

• Nostalgia Critic : And it's directed by

  [the director's name is Ate De Jong] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh fuck you, let's just jump to the movie.

• Nostalgia Critic : [about Fred]  But unfortunately, the devil's ball sac appears for more 'hi-larity.'

• Nostalgia Critic : So Fred sinks the house boat as Elizabeth has to tell Fisher she's lost everything that she owns.

  Janey : [sighs]  Everything I own is on that boat.

  Nostalgia Critic : Um, that is the wrong reaction. You don't act like someone just got dirt on your rug. Your fucking home is gone. The correct response is, "bitch, I kill you and your goddamn imaginary friend. Here is the number of a mental hospital. You are dangerous."

• Nostalgia Critic : If this is psychological healing, then Michael Myers is the poster child for mental health.

• Nostalgia Critic : He is so delightful. It's like having a stand-up comedian at the holocaust.

• Nostalgia Critic : Why do I see this movie ending with the line, "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers"?

• Nostalgia Critic : Yes, apparently she's entered Tim Burton Land. Look, he's remaking something that has black in it.

• Nostalgia Critic : Aw, so this was all Fred's attempt to make her to come to grips with her childhood. You know, there was a more subtle, non-destructive way of doing that, you jackass!

• Fred : You have to go alone. I can't get back now.

  Nostalgia Critic : But who else will almost ruin my life?

• Nostalgia Critic : The psychological ramifications are just disturbing. It's trying to be Alice in Wonderland, but it's more like Wonderland in Alice. It's just creepy.

• Mickey : Why did you do that?

  Lizzie : I'm crazy.

  Nostalgia Critic : Thank you! The truth finally comes out! Now all we need is this guy is to get her some psychological help and we'll all be...

  Mickey : You are crazy in the most wonderful way.

  Nostalgia Critic : NOOOOOOOO, NO! NO! NO! Uh... NO! NO! NO! No. N... No! No!... No. No... No... No. No! No!... No! No. No, no, no...

  [laughs] 

  Nostalgia Critic : No. No. Nope. Nnno. No. No, no, no, no. No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOO! NOOOOO! NO! NO, NO, N-N-N-N-NO!

  [waving his hands at the screen] 

  Nostalgia Critic : NO! NO! NO! I'm projecting NO onto this! NO!