- The Morrigan: If you survive your test today, you'll have the opportunity to join a side. Problem solved.
- Bo: Join? Why the hell would I want to do that?
- The Morrigan: We take care of our own. We place you in a human occupation that is to our advantage, help with the disposal of your kills, etc. etc. Oh, and dental.
- Kenzi: Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way. That is awesome.