Jackie Woodburne: Susan Kennedy

Quotes 

• Stingray : [Susan confronts Izzy at the Coffee shop]  Give her the old one-two!

  Boyd Hoyland : What, like you tried to give Meat Head today? This isn't a school yard, mate.

  Izzy Hoyland : It's alright, Boyd

  Stingray : [gets up and walks over to Boyd]  You're worried about MY behaviour? What about your auntie getting it off with the doc? Talk about a home-wrecker!

  Susan : Scott!

  Izzy Hoyland : That home was a bombsite way before I arrived.

  Susan : Didn't stop you wading in to pick through the wreckage.

  Izzy Hoyland : For your information, Karl and I only got together recently. As far as I'm concerned, he's a single man.

  Susan : In other words, fair game.

  Izzy Hoyland : I've done nothing wrong to you! You've got no right to treat me like I'm some kind of piranha.

  Susan : I think the word you're searching for is *pariah*. But you are right about one thing. I think we should eat somewhere else.

  Stingray : But things are just getting interesting!

  Susan : Get going or I'll give *you* the old one-two!

• Susan : Your behaviour at the coffee shop was way out of line.

  Stingray : Why?

  Susan : Well, you can't say those things, you can't tell Jezebel that I've been bagging her.

  Stingray : But you have!

  Susan : It doesn't matter. The things we say in private aren't necessarily the things we say in public.

  Stingray : Why can't people just be honest?

  Libby : Yeah, ma. Are you saying it's okay to be two-faced?

  Stingray : Yeah, ma.

  Susan : [laughing]  No I am not! I'm just saying that sometimes it's not appropriate to tell the truth.

  Stingray : So really what you're saying is, sometimes it's appropriate to lie!

  Susan : Don't you have homework?

  Stingray : That depends if you want an honest answer or not.

  Susan : Go to your room!

  Stingray : Okay!

  Libby : [to Susan]  Oh, I think I like him!

  Susan : You can keep him!