The Simpsons (TV Series)
Judge Me Tender (2010)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble, Jay Leno, Limo Driver, Man With Crazy Beard, Mr. Teeny, Santa's Little Helper, Sideshow Mel, The Rich Texan, Sports Bar Guy 2
Quotes
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Moe Szyslak : Hey, clown! We've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up?
Krusty the Clown : Everyone's a comedian!
Moe Szyslak : Everyone except you!
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Homer Simpson : [to Moe] You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price... and natural lighting!
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[Bart is dressing up Santa's Little Helper for the ugliest dog contest]
Homer Simpson : Not ugly enough. I want him to look like this...
[Holds up Weekly World News with Bat Boy on the cover]
Bart Simpson : Ay caramba!
Homer Simpson : ...had a baby with this...
[shows picture of Mr. Burns]
Homer Simpson : ... and got sat on by this.
[Shows picture of Patty]
Bart Simpson : How about this?
[Draws picture and shows it to Homer]
Homer Simpson : Oh... my... God! Bart, you never fail to disgust me.
Bart Simpson : Just call me Barf Simpson.
Homer Simpson : I wanted to, but your mother thought kids would laugh at you.