The Simpsons (TV Series)

Judge Me Tender (2010)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• [Bart is dressing up Santa's Little Helper for the ugliest dog contest] 

  Homer Simpson : Not ugly enough. I want him to look like this...

  [Holds up Weekly World News with Bat Boy on the cover] 

  Bart Simpson : Ay caramba!

  Homer Simpson : ...had a baby with this...

  [shows picture of Mr. Burns] 

  Homer Simpson : ... and got sat on by this.

  [Shows picture of Patty] 

  Bart Simpson : How about this?

  [Draws picture and shows it to Homer] 

  Homer Simpson : Oh... my... God! Bart, you never fail to disgust me.

  Bart Simpson : Just call me Barf Simpson.

  Homer Simpson : I wanted to, but your mother thought kids would laugh at you.