- Hank Dolworth: You are not crazy. You're not crazy. You wanna see crazy? I'll show you crazy. Because I know it. Now listen to me man. You, do not, get to do this. There are people out there who have a kind of crazy that will never go away, and they have to keep on living. And what happened to you is gonna pass. So stop being a selfish prick and pull yourself together.
- Hank Dolworth: Y'know what they say about college girls, don'cha? They're young, dumb and full of... scholarly ambition.