NCIS (TV Series)
Moonlighting (2010)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You spent like 6 hours online last night. You need to unplug. Talk to real people.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, these are real people, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : *Living* breathing people with lungs and skin you can touch and interact with. Gotta find you one of those.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Yeah, well. I got one of the other kind. Petty Officer washed up on a Maryland beach. Grab your stuff.
Jimmy Palmer : [Excitedly] Oh all right!... That is not an appropriate reaction, is it?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Gotta give you some lady advice.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Rather get a lap dance from a nun, Tony.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [ID'ing a second victim at their crime scene] Well, no names coming up in AFIS. Oh, wait a second, boss. We've got a red flag here. It says to contact the FBI.
Ziva David : I think I recognize this guy. Isn't it...?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Stefano Delmar.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Who?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Organized crime. Up-and-comer. Our petty officer stumbled onto a hit.
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Did you start looking... after we saw the judge... or before?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : ...Before.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Right...
[to Gibbs]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Thanks for doing it my way.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, don't mention it.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I was being facetious.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : So was I.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This reminds me of middle school; when the smart kids had to check the dumb kids homework.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And which one were you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And that's because I anointed you King of Dorkland? Fair enough.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [referring to her megaphone] Abby, do you really need that thing?
Abby Sciuto : Need, McGee? Reason not the need, McGee.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Listen, when Jimmy Palmer's out-girling you, trust me, you need my advice. I think you should give the girl a chance. You never have. Maybe you should. She's a nice girl.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's very adult of you.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's not me. It's her. Something about her, I can't put my finger on it, but I think she's got a really nice butt underneath those long blouses.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's more like it.