Community (TV Series)
Epidemiology (2010)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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[zombie Annie approaches Troy wearing her Little Red Riding Hood costume]
Troy Barnes : Annie. My, what big fists you have. In your face!
[punches her]
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[Jeff, Troy, and Abed sneak through the basement]
Jeff Winger : Quiet, nerds! Do you hear something?
[They sneak forward. Suddenly, a cat jumps in front of them]
Jeff Winger : Jeez!
[laughs]
Jeff Winger : It was just a cat. Let's keep going.
[They continue through the basement. The cat jumps in front of them again]
Troy Barnes : Holy crap!
[They continue to sneak through the basement. The cat jumps in front of them again]
Jeff Winger : What is up with that cat?
Troy Barnes : Is someone throwing it?
Abed Nadir : Keep going.
[They continue. The cat jumps in front of them again]
Jeff Winger : You know, let's not keep going. Because there's an insane cat down here!
Troy Barnes : But what about the zombies?
Jeff Winger : Back burner, Troy! This cat must be dealt with!
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Troy Barnes : I love you.
Abed Nadir : I know.
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[Troy re-enters the zombie infested library in his Power Loader costume]
Troy Barnes : That's right. Witness the power of imagination!
[the zombies easily rip his armor off]
Troy Barnes : Okay. I don't know why I thought this would work.
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Abed Nadir : Where's your costume?
[We see Troy with his shirt off, wearing a toilet seat cover around his neck with "Dracula" written on it]
Troy Barnes : Trying something new.
Abed Nadir : But our costumes go together. If you're not who you are, then I'm just some guy in a spandex suit and a bike helmet.
Troy Barnes : Well, I'm a sexy Dracula.
Abed Nadir : You mean vampire.
Troy Barnes : I don't need to know which Dracula to know I'm a Dracula. Nerd.
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[the study group takes shelter in the study room]
Troy Barnes : Shouldn't we be barricading the doors?
Abed Nadir : No, I think we're okay.
[he peeks through the blinds and sees a zombie throw herself against the window]
Abed Nadir : Let me help you.
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Abed Nadir : There. There's a window. If we climb that chain-link fence, we can get up the wall and squeeze through it.
[Jeff looks at the door, then his suit]
Jeff Winger : I vote we take the door.
Abed Nadir : He doesn't want to dirty his suit.
Troy Barnes : For real?
[Jeff opens the door and lets the zombies in]
Jeff Winger : Clothes make the man, Troy. What the hell?
[the zombies wrestle Jeff to the floor. Zombie Rich enters wearing Jeff's jacket]
Jeff Winger : That's my jacket! My jacket! You're stretching it! You're stretching it!
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Rich : Hey, Jeff. It's me, Rich from pottery class. Doc Potterywood, remember?
Annie Edison : Rich, not now! Guys, there's some kind of infection at the party that's making people act weird and bite others. We need to coordinate an orderly evacuation without causing unnecessary panic.
[we hear a woman scream and see her being bitten by infected Leonard]
Troy Barnes : Holy crap! Leonard's a zombie!