Community (TV Series)

Epidemiology (2010)

Dino Stamatopoulos: Star-Burns

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• Rich : [checking someone's temperature]  A hundred and two. This may be food poisoning.

  Dean Pelton : Rich. What did I tell you?

  Rich : To rule out food poisoning.

  Dean Pelton : Yes, that's true. But especially don't say it out loud.

  [Star-Burns visits the quarantine area dressed as a pirate] 

  Star-Burns : Who wants to walk my plank, huh?

  [Pierce grabs his arm and bites him. Everyone screams] 

  Rich : Okay, I'm ruling out food poisoning.

• [Rich, dressed as a banana, examines Star-Burns after Pierce bites him] 

  Rich : His symptoms are progressing even faster than everyone else's.

  Annie Edison : How much of that taco meat stuff did you eat, Star-Burns?

  Star-Burns : I didn't eat any. My name's Alex.

  Annie Edison : Whoa, it must have transferred through Pierce's bite.

  Rich : I think you're right. Hey, you make quite the little nurse.

  Annie Edison : Thank you, Rich. You are quite the banana.

  Star-Burns : Why don't you guys just get a room?

  [Turns into a zombie]