Community (TV Series)
Epidemiology (2010)
Greg Cromer: Rich
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Quotes
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[Rich turns into a zombie]
Rich : [slurred speech] I thought that maybe I was special.
Britta Perry : Special? You're not special! I'm special!
[she pulls up her sleeve to reveal a bite mark on her arm]
Britta Perry : I was bit ten minutes ago and I'm...
[her speech slurs as she turns into a zombie]
Jeff Winger : Oh, great - nobody's special!
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Rich : [checking someone's temperature] A hundred and two. This may be food poisoning.
Dean Pelton : Rich. What did I tell you?
Rich : To rule out food poisoning.
Dean Pelton : Yes, that's true. But especially don't say it out loud.
[Star-Burns visits the quarantine area dressed as a pirate]
Star-Burns : Who wants to walk my plank, huh?
[Pierce grabs his arm and bites him. Everyone screams]
Rich : Okay, I'm ruling out food poisoning.
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[Rich, dressed as a banana, examines Star-Burns after Pierce bites him]
Rich : His symptoms are progressing even faster than everyone else's.
Annie Edison : How much of that taco meat stuff did you eat, Star-Burns?
Star-Burns : I didn't eat any. My name's Alex.
Annie Edison : Whoa, it must have transferred through Pierce's bite.
Rich : I think you're right. Hey, you make quite the little nurse.
Annie Edison : Thank you, Rich. You are quite the banana.
Star-Burns : Why don't you guys just get a room?
[Turns into a zombie]
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Rich : Hey, Jeff. It's me, Rich from pottery class. Doc Potterywood, remember?
Annie Edison : Rich, not now! Guys, there's some kind of infection at the party that's making people act weird and bite others. We need to coordinate an orderly evacuation without causing unnecessary panic.
[we hear a woman scream and see her being bitten by infected Leonard]
Troy Barnes : Holy crap! Leonard's a zombie!
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Rich : First, I need to know something. Was anybody bitten before they came in here?
Señor Chang : Ya bit? Huh? Ya bit?