"Community" Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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Quotes 

  • Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes : [Jeff is sitting at the study table reading, he looks up at Troy entering the room wearing the same all-black clothes]  Great. So which one of us is gonna head home and... Change.

    Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [Abed, vocalizing, walks into the room, through a different door, wearing the same all-black clothes]  Hilarious. So you guys bought one of my outfits, and then staked out my apartment every day until I wore it? That's not pathetic. Okay. Well, good job. I guess I'm heading home to change now.

    [all turn to exit, Jeff leaves] 

    Annie Edison : [Annie rushes into the room wearing the same all-black clothes and is greeted by Abed and Troy]  I hit traffic, did I miss it?

    Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Annie Edison : Darn it.

  • Annie Edison : Pierce has been acting out a lot lately, maybe you should talk to him.

    Jeff Winger : How is that my job?

    Annie Edison : Aren't you, like, the dad?

    Jeff Winger : Would the dad walk away from this conversation?

    Annie Edison : No?

    [Jeff walks away] 

    Annie Edison : [Annie gasps]  Ah!

  • Jeff Winger : Hi. I'm Pierce Hawthorne's emergency contact.

    Receptionist : You're here to pick him up?

    Jeff Winger : [scoffs]  No... no. I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

    Receptionist : One second.

  • Annie Edison : So how's your film going, Abed?

    Shirley Bennett : Blasphemously.

    Abed Nadir : It's not blasphemy to say that we are God, Shirley. First Corinthians: He who unites himself with the Lord is one with him in spirit.

    Shirley Bennett : Did you just scripture me, Muslim?

    Annie Edison : Jesus was Jewish.

    Shirley Bennett : Are you ever gonna let that go?

    Jeff Winger : [lowers newspaper he was reading]  Hey. No religious talk.

  • Receptionist : You want me to change that or not?

    Jeff Winger : I guess not. But, uhhh... could you do me a favor? Could you add Britta Perry as a contact? P-E-R-R-Y. And would you give her a call a couple times a week? She gets pretty worried about him. And she works days, so make sure you call at night.

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