Community (TV Series)
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts (2011)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : [to the journalist] Wowee. This is a real college. So after this, we should check out the World Food Festival in the parking lot.
Star-Burns : [Amazed] No way.
Dean Pelton : There are lunch trucks with 18 different nationalities of food. You know what? Not different, equal. Equal to whites. You know what? Better than whites.
Jeff Winger : I think that sounds like an awesome thing to do immediately. I bet the reader... of Dean Magazine would love it.
Students : [unison] Mmm.
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Dean Pelton : All right. Not to worry. This kind of thing happens all the time.
Mr. Jacobson : Are a lot of babies born in classrooms?
Dean Pelton : Well, a lot more are conceived. Heh, heh, heh. No, Paul, that's off the record. And not true. Sort of.
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Dean Pelton : I didn't even know there was a difference between North and South Korean barbeque. I mean, M.A.S.H. lasted longer than that war. Get over it. Am I right?