Community (TV Series)
Competitive Wine Tasting (2011)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Britta's attracted to men in pain. It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.
Troy Barnes : Really?
Abed Nadir : Yeah.
Troy Barnes : I hadn't noticed.
Abed Nadir : Troy?
Troy Barnes : Hm?
Abed Nadir : Nothing good can come of this.
Troy Barnes : Yeah, I'll have to think really hard about how to defuse the situation.
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Britta Perry : You said you guys just met?
Pierce Hawthorne : Yesterday, after wine tasting class I mentioned that her breasts were larger than most Asian women, and uh... we just got to talking.
Wu Mei : Turns out Pierce has been to China many times.
Troy Barnes : It's the only place to get fireworks too dangerous for Mexico.
Pierce Hawthorne : No. I go to visit my factory. Hawthorne Wipes are the number-one towelette in Asia. Anyway, after a few minutes, we both just knew we were meant to be together forever. Or at least until she gets heavy.
Wu Mei : And, uh, now we must leave you. Many plans to make.
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Troy Barnes : I wanna be interesting. I wanna fit in with you guys. I wanna be able to be an actor.
Professor Sean Garrity : The pain of not having enough pain is still pain, young man. That may sound like an easy resolution, but... we're not writers. We're actors. Story doesn't matter here. All that matters is our time...
[looks into the camera]
Professor Sean Garrity : in the spotlight.
