Community (TV Series)
The Psychology of Letting Go (2010)
Ken Jeong: Ben Chang
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Professor Ian Duncan : Greetings, class. I am Dr. Ian Duncan. Now, I don't normally teach Anthropology, but apparently, Professor Bauer tried to strangle Mr. Winger and has been put on administrative leave with pay. So, what is anthropology?
[pauses]
Professor Ian Duncan : Seriously, does anyone know? You, in the boobs.
Annie Edison : It's the study of humanity.
Professor Ian Duncan : Wow. Wow, I thought Psychology was a racket.
Ben Chang : Well, well. I heard there was a drunk limey teaching this class.
Professor Ian Duncan : I'm not actually drunk and I can prove it. I blew beneath the legal limit just this morning.
Jeff Winger : That's reassuring.
Professor Ian Duncan : Also I would like everyone here to know that this man assaulted me last year. And I have a restraining order, so I can have him expelled if he comes within...
Ben Chang : [holding up a tape measure] Twenty-five feet. Abed.
Abed Nadir : Yep.
[Abed pulls the tape from Chang twenty-five feet to Duncan]
Ben Chang : Proceed, Dr. Teeth.
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Professor Ian Duncan : What? Whoa, busted, 25 feet.
Ben Chang : Which puts you in violation of this restraining order I filed against you for abusing me with your restraining order. Ah!
Professor Ian Duncan : Mutually assured destruction. Well played, Chang.
Ben Chang : Thank you. That... That means a lot.
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Professor Ian Duncan : Sorry, I overslept. The sidewalk is more comfortable than it looks.
Ben Chang : Drunk, glug, glug, glug.
Professor Ian Duncan : Shut up. So where did we get to yesterday?
Ben Chang : [robotic voice] You are drunk and stupid.
Professor Ian Duncan : Actually, Ben, I do have a wee bit of a headache, so if you could just...
[Ian walks toward Ben]
Ben Chang : Umm.
[Ben scurries to the back of the class]
Professor Ian Duncan : [surprised look] Isn't that interesting?
Ben Chang : I have a right to be here, sir.
Professor Ian Duncan : You do, you do.
[Ian advances farther]
Professor Ian Duncan : And I do hope you have very good hearing.
Ben Chang : [Ben backs out of the classroom, looks down and gasps] Bastard!