Community (TV Series)
Intro to Political Science (2011)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : Pierce, what's your platform?
Pierce Hawthorne : My platform is one tall enough to push Vicki off of to her death.
[Vicki looks at Pierce in disgust and runs away]
Dean Pelton : Vicki? Well, it appears Vicki has dropped out of the race.
Pierce Hawthorne : Then, so do I. I only entered this to get back at Vicki for not lending me a pencil.
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Annie Edison : Resolved, then.
Jeff Winger : Resolved.
Pierce Hawthorne : When we seek to destroy others, we often hurt ourself, because it is the self that wants to be destroyed.
Jeff Winger : Pierce, you're not usually so poignant.
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Pierce Hawthorne : So, I... I... I go into the bathroom with Tom, and uh... and we both, you know, take 'em out. And I say, "Size more? Try size less."
[cackling]
Pierce Hawthorne : Ha-ha-ha.
Jeff Winger : [incredulously under his breath] Wow.
Troy Barnes : [disheartened] Wow. I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.
Pierce Hawthorne : All in good time, kiddo.