Community (TV Series)
Celebrity Pharmacology 212 (2011)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Hey, Marcus. I'm Jeff. I'm, like, uh, Britta's boyfriend.
Marcus : Look, dude, she started it. She's just so into me.
Jeff Winger : No, listen, I'm not mad. I was just fooling around and I sent those texts.
Marcus : Gross.
Jeff Winger : Yeah. It's disgusting, sending those pictures to your aunt.
Marcus : More disgusting than what you texted to an underage boy?
Jeff Winger : I didn't know you were you.
Marcus : I didn't know you weren't my aunt.
Jeff Winger : Okay. Let's just call this a draw.
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Señor Chang : Did someone say crazy person?
Jeff Winger , Britta Perry : [unison] No.
Señor Chang : Well, I heard it.
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Pierce Hawthorne : I noticed on page 15 I get flushed down a toilet.
Jeff Winger : Consider yourself lucky.