"Community" Asian Population Studies (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Charley Koontz: Neil

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Gillian Jacobs and Charley Koontz in Community (2009) Joel McHale, Alison Brie, and Charley Koontz in Community (2009) Yvette Nicole Brown, Gillian Jacobs, and Charley Koontz in Community (2009) Joel McHale, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, and Charley Koontz in Community (2009) Charley Koontz in Community (2009)

Quotes 

  • Professor Ian Duncan : Greetings, all and sundry, and welcome to your second semester of anthropology where it is about to get real.

    [drops his satchel forcefully on his desk] 

    Professor Ian Duncan : Now, I forget where we left off last year. Uh... Fat Neil.

    Neil : The Bronze Age?

    Professor Ian Duncan : Thank you, Fat Neil.

    Neil : Neil's fine.

    Professor Ian Duncan : Not from an actuarial standpoint. Now, please forgive my lateness, but I wasn't sure how to find Greendale sober.

    [gasp from class] 

    Professor Ian Duncan : Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. Mainly due to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I'm on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.

  • Neil : [enters men's room]  There you are.

    [shows two concert tickets] 

    Britta Perry : [sighs, lifts shirt to expose bare breasts, snatches tickets, Neil exits]  Mezzanine?

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