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Asian Population Studies (2011)

John Oliver: Professor Ian Duncan

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• Professor Ian Duncan : Greetings, all and sundry, and welcome to your second semester of anthropology where it is about to get real.

  [drops his satchel forcefully on his desk] 

  Professor Ian Duncan : Now, I forget where we left off last year. Uh... Fat Neil.

  Neil : The Bronze Age?

  Professor Ian Duncan : Thank you, Fat Neil.

  Neil : Neil's fine.

  Professor Ian Duncan : Not from an actuarial standpoint. Now, please forgive my lateness, but I wasn't sure how to find Greendale sober.

  [gasp from class] 

  Professor Ian Duncan : Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. Mainly due to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I'm on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.