Community (TV Series)
Anthropology 101 (2010)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Sorry I'm late. I was in my car, loving Britta.
[Jeff and Britta kiss and then look deeply into each other's eyes]
Jeff Winger : I guess I just love you too much.
[Annie rocks nervously, a sick look on her face]
Britta Perry : Not half as much as me.
Abed Nadir : Jeff, do you think you'll marry Britta?
Jeff Winger : I'd like to see someone stop me.
Britta Perry : I just peed a little.
Abed Nadir : [Abed presents them with a ring] Then here, propose.
Britta Perry : [Jeff and Britta both look at the ring and then begin struggling over it] I've got it. I've got it.
[Britta gets the ring and puts it on Jeff's finger]
Britta Perry : Jeff Winger, will you marry me?
Jeff Winger : Yeah, yeah, of course. No problem, no problem.
[Shirley screams in delight and Annie screams in horror]
Abed Nadir : Great, I'll be right back.
[Abed rushes out of the room]
Shirley Bennett : [Annie screams again as Jeff and Britta kiss] Thank the Lord you're getting married, I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table.
Troy Barnes : [Everyone leaps back from the table in disgust] Awesome!
Jeff Winger : You told Shirley?
Shirley Bennett : Well, there's no need for secrecy now. It was during the paintball game.
Troy Barnes : Was there anything you didn't win that day?
Annie Edison : [Annie runs over and punches Jeff in the face] You slept with her and then kissed me?
Britta Perry : What?
Irish Singer : [Abed enters with an entourage of people carrying a wedding arbor and singing] But she's in so deep/ You know she's such a fool for him/ She's got a ring around her finger ah-ah-ah/ And Abed hired an Irish singer/ Britta's marrying/ Britta's marrying/ Britta's marrying Jeffrey Winger!
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Annie Edison : Everything they do is some sick competition.
Britta Perry : Oh, like you hate competition. How long did it take you to kiss Jeff after I told him I loved him? Oh, that's right. First Vaughn, now Jeff. I better not smile at that wall outlet or you'll fry your tongue off!
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Troy Barnes : Abed, Jeff made out with Annie.
Abed Nadir : What? When, where?
Britta Perry : [angry] Yeah, where?
Pierce Hawthorne : That's inappropriate. I'm assuming on the mouth.
Annie Edison : It was after the Transfer Dance.
Britta Perry : Oh, so I tell you that I love you, and you go outside and stick your tongue into a teenager!
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Jeff Winger : Look, um, remember the little talk we had?
Annie Edison : [Annie plays with her hair] The one about discretion?
Jeff Winger : [Jeff slaps Annie's hand away from her hair] Yes. Stop that. Look, umm, we agreed you and I kissing was a mistake. If anyone were to find out, I would be tarred, feathered, and put on websites people check when buying a house.
Annie Edison : It's forgotten, Jeff, jeez. I'm not some love-struck teenybopper. But we didn't just kiss, we Frenched. I checked the make-out meter in this month's issue of...
[Jeff glares at Annie causing her to pause]
Annie Edison : National Review.
[Annie turns on her heel, walks away and looks back over her shoulder]
Jeff Winger : I don't like where that's going.
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Señor Chang : Why are you guys in this class?
Jeff Winger : We chose it together.
Señor Chang : The real question is, why are you in it?
Annie Edison : Oh, you missed us?
Señor Chang : [derisively] Don't flatter yourself. Have you checked the course description? Ancient weaponry. Genital mutilation.
[Chang winks]
Señor Chang : This subject's talking my Chang-uage.
Jeff Winger : [disgusted] Ugh.
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Jeff Winger : [about Britta] She's turned every woman against me.
Annie Edison : Not every woman, not the one that deserves to be with you.
Jeff Winger : All women deserve to be with me, and vice versa.
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Señor Chang : Guys? I've got a confession to make, I took Anthropology because I wanna be a part of your study group.
[overlapping responses]
Señor Chang : Now I gotta do the honest thing and just ask. Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?
Jeff Winger : Uh... look, we've been through a lot today. Umm... give us a little time to think it over.
Señor Chang : Totally, man. Just think about it. Take your time and let me know.
Shirley Bennett : Nice to see you, Chang.
Pierce Hawthorne : Bye.
Abed Nadir : See ya.
Annie Edison : Hey.
Señor Chang : Bye.
Annie Edison : Aww. Poor guy.
Jeff Winger : We'll let him in eventually.
Pierce Hawthorne : Says who?
Jeff Winger : We have the strength to survive anything. What's the worst that can happen?
Shirley Bennett : Yeah, that's true.
Troy Barnes : Yeah.
Abed Nadir : Good point.
Señor Chang : [cut to dual personality Chang]
[mean voice]
Señor Chang : I told you they hate you.
[normal voice]
Señor Chang : No, they said they just needed more time.
[mean voice]
Señor Chang : Time? They destroyed your life. How much time before we take revenge?
[pleading normal voice]
Señor Chang : But, they're my friends.
[mean voice]
Señor Chang : I'm your only friend.
[normal voice]
Señor Chang : No.
[mean voice cackles]
Señor Chang : hahaha!
[frantic normal voice]
Señor Chang : No.
[mean voice cackles]
Señor Chang : hahahaha!
[wailing normal voice]
Señor Chang : No!
