Burn Notice (TV Series)

Mind Games (2011)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

Quotes 

• Sam Axe : Hey, Mikey, how you doing? Got you a gift.

  Michael Westen : You got me gift.

  Sam Axe : Yeah. Let me tell ya, you're a tough guy to shop for. I mean, what do you get for the guy who basically has... nothing? Anyway, try that.

  Michael Westen : A gift certificate for a massage.

  Sam Axe : Best spa in Miami, the Mist at the Darabont Hotel. There's a five month waiting list, unless you have an in with the owner.

  Fiona Glenanne : Sam's new girlfriend.

  Michael Westen : You have a new girlfriend?

  Sam Axe : Elsa and I don't use labels, Mike. Except "Boy Toy." Ha! She calls me "Boy Toy." Ha ha. Anyway, this spa is so relaxing, they got to bring in a defibrillator to wake you up when your done. Might help you with your little

  [whistles] 

  Sam Axe : .

  Michael Westen : You told him, Fi?

  Fiona Glenanne : That you're obsessing over the people who burned you even though they're either dead or in jail? I might have mentioned it.

  Sam Axe : We've always known you've been a little crazy, but we just don't want you going crazy-crazy.

  Michael Westen : Sam, I'm fine. It's just nightmares.

  Fiona Glenanne : Well, they're a little more than that. You attacked a man who was about to pull a teddy bear on you.

  Michael Westen : [to Fiona]  I told you I spotted him three times.

  [to Sam] 

  Michael Westen : I couldn't take the risk. It was a mistake.

  [to both] 

  Michael Westen : I'm fine.