- Manfro: Tell me if you take the odds I mentioned on that chemo.
- Joe Tranelli: Well, why wouldn't I? I mean, if they're gonna increase your chances, right?
- Manfro: A stinkin' 5%.
- Joe Tranelli: Still...
- Manfro: Because it's an ass kicker, Joe. First all your hair falls out. I mean, *all* of it; pubes, eyebrows. Picture this face with no eyebrows. That's some scary shit.
- Erin Riley: You do know you're not actually Captain America, though, right?
- Terry Elliott: I don't think Captain America ever pulled a hamstring getting into his costume.