30 Rock (TV Series)

Brooklyn Without Limits (2010)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : You know what, you and Tracy deserve each other. I don't know which of you to be more disappointed in.

  Jenna Maroney : Me, silly. I'm more aware of what I'm doing.

• Jenna Maroney : How's it going in there?

  Liz Lemon : Great. Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old, male doctor.

• Liz Lemon : [about her new jeans]  They're from Brooklyn Without Limits. It's this very cool store with locations in Gay Town, White Harlem, and the Van Beardswick section of Brooklyn.

• Liz Lemon : You don't know what you're talking about:

  [turns around to show label on back of her jeans] 

  Liz Lemon : Hand-made in USA.

  Jack Donaghy : You're magic jeans are from BDL? Oh Lemon, it's not hand-made in USA, it's pronounced Hand-made in Usa. The Hand people are Vietnamese slave tribe and Usa is their island prison. They made your jeans. You know how they get the stitching so small?

  [puts hands to mouth and whispers] 

  Jack Donaghy : orphans.

• Liz Lemon : I trust award shows. They tell me how much to care about different dead people.

• Liz Lemon : I don't believe you. The liberal media would have told me about this.

  Jack Donaghy : No such thing. The New York Times is owned by NYT Incorporated, which is owned by Altheon Ballistic Dynamics, which is owned by the Murdoch family, who are owned...

  [dramatic pause] 

  Jack Donaghy : By Halliburton.

• Liz Lemon : Don't talk down Brooklyn Without Limits. Stores like this are saving the world.

  Jack Donaghy : You're gonna lecture me about big business again? Do you know who owns Brooklyn Without Limits?

  Liz Lemon : Brooklyn Zack. He throws pool parties in dumpsters.

  Jack Donaghy : Halliburton. In the mid-'90s, they found themselves with a surplus of canvas waterboarding hoods, so they had sweatshops make them into messenger bags to sell to outer-borough idiots.

• Liz Lemon : Big business is screwing up this country.

  Jack Donaghy : Please, you work for General Electric!

  Liz Lemon : Technically, I am a freelancer, which is pretty much a modern-day cowboy. And I live like a cowboy by buying quality, locally made jeans. Also by eating beans out of a can, due to impatience.