30 Rock (TV Series)

When It Rains, It Pours (2010)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : I'm actually seeing someone right now. And he's never around 'cause he's a pilot. His name is Carol.

  Ritchie : That sounds really fake.

  Liz Lemon : I know how it sounds!

• Jack Donaghy : My daughter. I am John Francis Donaghy. I am your father. If you have the blondeness and self-esteem of your mother, you will need no advice. Life will be easy for you. Otherwise, I'd like to introduce you to Elizabeth Lemon.

  Liz Lemon : Good afternoon. Let's jump in. Every human has hair on his or her face, some of us just have more. I think it's nice to occasionally splurge on a straight-razor shave. If you're running low on laundry, a bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear. Bandanas are a fun, sexy fashion accessory...

  Jack Donaghy : This is over.

  Liz Lemon : Let me give my reasons.

  [as Jack reaches to turn off camera] 

  Liz Lemon : Put potato chips on a sandwich!

• Liz Lemon : Were you in the army?

  Ritchie : Oh, haha, no, better: Civil War reenactor. Kind of an expert at being shot by smooth-bore firearms.