Royal Pains (TV Series)
Spasticity (2010)
Paulo Costanzo: Evan R. Lawson
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Quotes
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Evan R. Lawson : Well, that's an interesting choice in hold music. Sounds a lot like a dial tone.
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[Where's Dad?]
Evan R. Lawson : He left a couple hours ago, okay? I woke up, he left a note.
Hank Lawson : Look at that. He stole your move.
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Evan R. Lawson : Oh, I... I really hope she's good to you.
Tesla Woman : I'm sure she will be.
Evan R. Lawson : I was talkin' to the car.
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Evan R. Lawson : See, the rainmaker's back. The rainmaker's back. I just had to show up. See what happens?
Hank Lawson : Then stay here and make it pour.
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Evan R. Lawson : I started talking to my dad again about... a year ago. He called me on my thirtieth birthday and... I hadn't talked to him in twenty years, mind you. You know what the first thing he said to me was?
Divya Katdare : What?
Evan R. Lawson : "How's Hank?"
Divya Katdare : I'm sorry to hear that.
Evan R. Lawson : Yeah. That's just how he started every conversation since. "How's Hank?"
[sighs]
Evan R. Lawson : Hm. I guess I really needed to tell someone that.
Divya Katdare : It says a lot about your father.
Evan R. Lawson : Yeah, it says a lot about my brother.
Divya Katdare : But it says the most about you.
Evan R. Lawson : Yeah? What does it say, exactly?
Divya Katdare : That you're caught between your rock and your hard place.
[sighs]
Divya Katdare : And rather than just trying to squirm out, you've been trying to make everything fit together comfortably again.
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[to save Spencer, Hank tells Evan to get inside the panic room]
Evan R. Lawson : Look at me. If that door snaps shut on my frail and slender body...
Hank Lawson : Don't worry. As a precaution, I ordered a second pair of trousers - in your favorite color: salmon.
Evan R. Lawson : This is revenge for the Dad thing, isn't it?
Hank Lawson : Not even a little bit - but if you're looking for a way out of the doghouse...
Evan R. Lawson : I might find it through that door.
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[Evan pulls up in his red sports car]
Hank Lawson : Evan, why are you here?
Evan R. Lawson : I'm here to help reboot HankMed's finances in any way humanly possible.
Hank Lawson : Well, then, why don't you sell that "Hey, check me out" sign you drive around in?
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Hank Lawson : What's with the Johnny Cash fashion tribute.
Evan R. Lawson : I'm in mourning, Henrietta.