"The Simpsons" The Blue and the Gray (TV Episode 2011) - Hank Azaria as Carl, Moe Szyslak, Superintendent Chalmers, Julio, Marriage Preservation Committee Member #3, Valet, Wiseguy

Homer Simpson : I can't stand Marge's gray hair. It's like I'm married to Richard Gere.

[Phone rings]

Homer Simpson : Not now, phone. I'm talking to myself. It's okay, Homer. It's just a couple of minutes. Thanks, Homer.

[Picks up phone]

Homer Simpson : Hello?

Moe Szyslak : Hello, wing man? You were supposed to be here two minutes ago.

Homer Simpson : Oh, thank you, prior commitment!

[Kisses receiver and hangs up]
Moe Szyslak : I love Valentines Day. Just mix a couple of drops of Jagermeister with some pink lemonade, add some cherry chapstick, call it Cupid's Ambrosia and charge it up the wazoo.
Moe Szyslak : Excuse me, is this the seminar where you learn how to pick up chicks?

Superintendent Chalmers : Well, we're certainly not here to learn how to fold napkins.

Ned Flanders : Looks like I came in here for nothing.
Moe Szyslak : My name is Moe Szyslak. When I was a kid I had round worm - Heck, I was more worm than boy for a couple of years - I dabbled in Satanism until I was asked to leave, oh, and one month I ate nothing but aquarium fish.
Dr. Kissingher : Your only hope is to get a wingman.

Moe Szyslak : What's a wingman?

Dr. Kissingher : A wingman is a friend who...

Moe Szyslak : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now I gotta get a friend?

Hank Azaria: Carl, Moe Szyslak, Superintendent Chalmers, Julio, Marriage Preservation Committee Member #3, Valet, Wiseguy