The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
Brotherly Love (2010)
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs
Quotes
-
Rallo Tubbs : I need a real woman. There ain't a girl in our class with more than a A-cup. Heck, there ain't a girl in our class with more than a sippy cup.
-
Terry Kimple : I'm sorry, Cleveland. I didn't want to hurt your feelings but the women who called specifically requested that you not come.
Cleveland Brown : What? You must have misinterpreted them.
Terry Kimple : They said, "Please do not bring the portly black gentleman." One woman was particularly repulsed by your stretch marks.
Cleveland Brown : I have a child.
-
Donna Tubbs : Rallo, are you bothering the big kids? Come here. I need to give you your diarrhea medicine.
[Cleveland Jr. and Chanel laugh at Rallo]
Rallo Tubbs : [to Cleveland Jr] You are in for a world of hurt, Buffalo Butt.
Donna Tubbs : What did you call me?
Rallo Tubbs : No, no, not you, Mama...
[Donna grabs his ear]
Rallo Tubbs : Aahh!
-
Cleveland Brown : I'm a pimp. Oh, I'm gonna go buy a pimp hat and a pimp suit some pimp shoes, maybe a pimp scarf.
Terry Kimple : Pimp socks?
Cleveland Brown : No one's gonna see my damn socks, you slut.
-
Donna Tubbs : Cleveland, where did you get that huge wad of cash?
Cleveland Brown : Can't a man sneak into his house in the middle of the night with a huge wad of unexplained cash without being nagged by his wife? Shoot.
-
Contractor : [after there's a gas leak at Cleveland's house] Leave the batteries in your carbon-monoxide detector from now on.
Cleveland Brown : When your wife says she'll use it in front of you, you find some batteries.