Glee (TV Series)
Grilled Cheesus (2010)
Heather Elizabeth Morris: Brittany S. Pierce
Quotes
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Mercedes Jones : How do you know for sure? You can't prove that there is no God.
Kurt Hummel : You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs; but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?
Brittany Pierce : Is God an evil dwarf?
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Brittany Pierce : Now I know what Miley feels like.
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Santana Lopez : Hey, Kurt. We're really sorry about your dad's heart attack.
Kurt Hummel : Thanks, Santana.
Brittany Pierce : I did a book report on heart attacks, if you want to give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire letter grade 'cause it was written in crayon.