Castle (TV Series)
A Deadly Affair (2010)
Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan
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Quotes
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[Castle being interrogated after being discovered at the crime scene with a gun in his hand]
Richard Castle : So you, being the expert veteran of dozens of crime scenes, decided to pick up the murder weapon, to what? Ensure that we had your prints?
Richard Castle : Maybe you missed the part where I said she was shot dead. When I heard the noises coming from the next room, I thought whoever killed her was coming back. So I picked up the gun to defend myself. It seemed like a very good idea at the time. That's when you, Esposito, and Annie Oakley come bursting through the door.
[in the observation room with Ryan and Esposito]
Captain Roy Montgomery : Annie Oakley?
Kevin Ryan : [pause] I kind of almost shot... Castle.
[seeing Montgomery's look]
Kevin Ryan : What? He had a gun.
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[seeing a cardboard cutout of Castle in a bookstore window]
Kevin Ryan : He really is ruggedly handsome.
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[at his desk, Ryan is trying to balance an egg on its tip; as Beckett walks by, it falls on the floor and breaks]
Kate Beckett : Are you guys re-enacting the Humpty Dumpty crime scene?
Kevin Ryan : It's the autumnal equinox today.
Javier Esposito : Yeah, and according to Mr. Wizard there, it's the only time of year you can balance an egg on its tip.
Kate Beckett : Don't you guys have work to do?
Javier Esposito : Nah.
Kate Beckett : No, not really.
Kate Beckett : Hmm. Well, now you do.
[tosses a folder onto Ryan's desk, points to the egg mess, then heads to her own desk]
Kate Beckett : By the way, that whole thing with the egg is just urban legend.
Kevin Ryan : Not true. I saw Castle do it last year.
[after an awkward pause, Esposito gets up and slaps his head]
Javier Esposito : [quietly] What's wrong with you?
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Javier Esposito : [about Castle] Still no word from him?
Kate Beckett : No.
Kevin Ryan : Maybe you should call him.
Kate Beckett : He said that he would be back in the fall. And it's fall. So, clearly, he has better things to do.
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Kevin Ryan : [at the crime scene outside a bookstore] Hey, it's Castle!
[seeing Castle approaching, they realize it's just the store owner carrying a cardboard cutout of Castle holding "Naked Heat"]
Kevin Ryan : I guess he did finish that book.
Lanie Parish : [sarcastic] Nice of him to send us a copy.
[the store owner puts a cardboard poster of Castle up in the window reading "Meet the author this Friday at 7 PM"]
Kevin Ryan : Looks like he's back in town.
Javier Esposito : [also sarcastic] Nice of him to call.
Kate Beckett : All right, guys, you can stop pining for your girlfriend. After all, we got a body full of holes.
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Kevin Ryan : Hey. Bad news. According to the banks, our victims' deposits were made in cash. There's no way to trace the payments. And since the deposits were less than $10,000, there was no report made to the IRS.
Kate Beckett : Which means that our victims were most likely involved in something illegal.
Richard Castle : Just so you know, I got that from "shot to death."
Kevin Ryan : So?
[to Beckett]
Kevin Ryan : So... what illegal activity involves vending machines, an artist, and a high school teacher?
Richard Castle : I know. Even the stuff I'm making up in my head doesn't make sense.
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[first lines]
[an out of breath Castle standing in a room of mirrors hears Ryan and Esposito off screen]
Kevin Ryan : Where'd he go?
Javier Esposito : I lost him.
Kevin Ryan : Come on.
Javier Esposito : Do you see him.