Modern Family (TV Series)

Mother Tucker (2010)

Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy

Quotes 

• Busboy : [about Dylan and his "date", Phil]  They were talking about taking a trip to Graceland together.

  Haley Dunphy : He just wants to go 'cause he thinks it's an amusement park!

• Haley Dunphy : Don't play dumb, Dylan.

  Dylan : I'm not! I'm never playing dumb!

• Haley Dunphy : [after breaking up with Dylan]  I miss him.

  Phil Dunphy : Yeah. He was your first real boyfriend.

  Haley Dunphy : I keep expecting him to show up. He used to come by at night and I'd sneak out to see him.

  Phil Dunphy : Yeah, I know.

  Haley Dunphy : You knew?

  Phil Dunphy : His car's thirty years old and doesn't have a muffler. And he honked.

• David : Don't worry, you'll get it. You know, a lot of scientists are women.

  Haley Dunphy : They're fat though, right?