Modern Family (TV Series)
The Kiss (2010)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Haley Dunphy : Oh my God, please tell me this text is wrong! Did you really just go over to that kid's house and try and kiss him in front of a million people?
Claire Dunphy : Alex, did you do that?
Alex Dunphy : You got a text?
Haley Dunphy : Oh yeah, everybody knows! Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?
Alex Dunphy : This is all your fault! You're the one who said I had to kiss him or I was a lesbian!
Claire Dunphy : Haley! Did you say that to her?
Haley Dunphy : Don't turn this around on me, look at her shoes!
Alex Dunphy : Ugh! I'm never going back to school now!
Claire Dunphy : No sweetheart, yes you are. You are going back to school. But listen to me - just because a boy sends you flirty texts doesn't mean you...
Alex Dunphy : What? You read my texts?
Haley Dunphy : You read her texts? That's why you made me talk to her?
Alex Dunphy : You made her talk to me?
Claire Dunphy : I kinda feel like we're spinning out here a little bit! Look, Alex, the important thing here is that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys, because it is so easy to get a reputation.
Alex Dunphy : Well I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were! Ugh!
Haley Dunphy : Were you? Were you? I highly doubt it!
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Claire Dunphy : How come we don't have the same number of containers and lids? Why would they ever get separated?
Phil Dunphy : Built up resentment? Money issues? Met a younger lid?