Modern Family (TV Series)
Mother's Day (2011)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : Okay, I don't want you to judge me, but I have to say something. Sometimes, I wanna punch my kids.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You don't mean that.
Claire Dunphy : No, I do. I do. The last time they were horrible the way they were today, they happened to be all lined up, and I couldn't help but think if I hit just one of 'em, the rest would go down like dominoes.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Geez.
Claire Dunphy : I know. That would rob me of the pleasure of hitting each one individually, but...
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Claire Dunphy : How was your day with my dad?
Phil Dunphy : Awkward, actually. He, um... he cried a little.
Claire Dunphy : My dad?
Phil Dunphy : Shh!
Mitchell Pritchett : Dad what?
Claire Dunphy : He cried.
Phil Dunphy : No, I didn't say he cried!
Cameron Tucker : Who cried?
Mitchell Pritchett : My dad.
Phil Dunphy : Stop!
Cameron Tucker : Why would you make Jay sob like that?
Phil Dunphy : I didn't make him sob! He teared up when I found this poem he wrote for his mom as a boy.
Claire Dunphy , Mitchell Pritchett , Cameron Tucker : Aw!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [entering] What is "aw"?
Mitchell Pritchett : Phil saw Dad cry.
Cameron Tucker : Jay misses his mama.
Phil Dunphy : Everybody stop!
Jay Pritchett : [entering] Is anybody hungry?
[seeing everybody looking at him weirdly]
Jay Pritchett : What?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You cried for your mommy.
Jay Pritchett : Oh, crap. I did not.