Modern Family (TV Series)
Family Portrait (2010)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
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Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : My idea was to have the whole family on a giant bed like in Willie Wonka.
Claire Dunphy : That's ridiculous.
Phil Dunphy : Ridicul-icious.
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Phil Dunphy : [Phil thinks Claire saw him and Gloria on the Kiss-cam at the Lakers' game] I didn't do anything, she kissed me.
Claire Dunphy : What? Who kissed you?
Phil Dunphy : Gloria.
Jay Pritchett : What?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It was the Kiss Cam.
Jay Pritchett : Why did you kiss Cam?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, I kissed Phil. He told me I had to.
Phil Dunphy : No, no.
Claire Dunphy : Okay, hang on a second, was this before or after you ignored the phone call from your wife?
Phil Dunphy : You saw that too?
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Phil Dunphy : Usually, I'm a rule follower, but when someone tells me that I can't bring my own snacks into their stadium, that's when I get a little...
[points at jacket]
Phil Dunphy : ... nuts. It's a free country, right? Let's just say it...
[points]
Phil Dunphy : ... Ruffles me when some...
[points]
Phil Dunphy : ... Goobers tell me I have to spend half my...
[points]
Phil Dunphy : ... Pay Day on their...
[taps leg]
Phil Dunphy : ... hot dogs.
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Phil Dunphy : What people do in the privacy of their own sports arena should be their own business!