30 Minutes or Less (2011)
Danny McBride: Dwayne
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Dwayne : I liked the bear, I don't even fucking know you.
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[from trailer]
Dwayne : Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.
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Dwayne : Fucking victory tacos!
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Dwayne : This is like the Marines. If you hesitate, if you fuck around, I will leave you behind.
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Dwayne : I've been thinking a lot about the 'polishing the scepter' deal. I know that's really not for polishing the scepter, you're just talking about sucking my dick. But I just want you to know that it's going to be mutual. You won't just have to polish my scepter, I will also lick your crown, which is a euphemism for eating your pussy. Ok, well give me a call when you get a chance. Goodbye.
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Dwayne : [watching Friday the 13th Part III] I'm not afraid of Jason. Look at me. I'm fucking Jason. In his fucking mask hole.
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Dwayne : Sometimes faith pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.