- Ziva David: You what what you two? I have actually heard of this. You two are having a seven year bitch.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "Itch." And yes we are.
- Ziva David: You are like a married couple.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Oh no, they're not. They're still speaking.
- Ziva David: The man-mance is over?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We didn't have a man-mance.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You had a fling.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Guys don't have flings, we hang out.
- Ziva David: Things were hanging out? That's disgusting.
- Holly Snow: Oh my rates have always been reasonable, Special Agent Gibbs. I'm just looking for... a little change of pace... and this.
- [Holly whispers to Gibbs]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: ...That's a deal breaker.
- Holly Snow: You need me, Gibbs.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [after Holly explains how she entered her line of work] And they say you can't make money with a Liberal Arts Degree.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: That's good work.
- [Gibbs tries to hug Abby]
- Abby Sciuto: Wait... Could you give McGee my hug today? Because he really needs one.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Gibbs turns and looks at McGee] ... I'm good Boss.
- Holly Snow: All I wanted was dinner without expectations... with a friend.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: We're friends?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Holly Snow can't be located] I didn't chain her to my leg, Leon.
- Leon Vance: Why not? Other men have paid money to do it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Charlotte, as he heads into the bathroom] Daddy's going to make wee-wee.
- Holly Snow: [Watching from the adjoining room] Did he really just say that?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yes... That's him improvising.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Ms Snow's been back in business for one hour, we've receive 16 calls, and none of them were Charlotte.
- Ziva David: You know, you would think that United States Senators would use blocked numbers.
- Dwight Kasdan: She is not giving you the names of men that can testify against her! Nice try tho...
- Holly Snow: Am I talking to you? Your stupidity is going to get somebody else killed!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You and me, McGee, we're done.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No argument here.
- Leon Vance: Either way you have leverage on Charlotte. She has to co-operate.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: That's the plan.
- Leon Vance: Well, that's easier said than done.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It's sex, Leon. Ain't nothing easy about sex.
- Ziva David: [Ziva chuckles] Tony needs help with a woman?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No. I needed a geek wingman. McGeek qualifies.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Your husband is Lieutenant Justin Moss?
- Emily Moss: Yes. I was supposed to come pick him up. He was meeting someone here.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you know who?
- Emily Moss: Of course, he was with a prostitute!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Following Moss' blood trail up the hill with Tony] Why did the dead man cross the street? To get home.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah... You were funnier when you were fatter.