Community (TV Series)
The Science of Illusion (2010)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : [examining sign broken by a cadaver falling on it] And what makes it worse is this was a brand new sign, so... I just don't want this to tarnish our school's reputation.
Officer Cackowski : Don't worry. Your school's reputation is way worse than this.
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Pierce Hawthorne : How do you know it was one of us?
Dean Pelton : Well, if I may answer a question with a question, why are you dressed like a wizard?
[Pierce rambles while pointing a cookie wand at Craig]
Dean Pelton : Okay, is he having a stroke? I'll tell you how I know. Security Officers Bennett and Edison found this at the scene. Hmm? The little hat says "Chang" on it.
[Jeff glares accusingly at Britta who looks away]
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Dean Pelton : [...] That from now on, April Fools' Day is banished, okay? At Greendale, April 1st is officially March 32nd forever.