The Simpsons (TV Series)
American History X-cellent (2010)
Hank Azaria: Carl Carlson, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Moe Szyslak, Kirk Van Houten, Guard #1
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Quotes
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Chief Wiggum : Well, Mr. Burns, care to explain how this miracle of measure and harmony came into your possession?
Mr. Burns : Well, I... You see... Is it a crime to enjoy nice things, and then steal them from a public museum, where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can come and gawk at them? I think not!
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Lenny Leonard : Things have changed in the outside while you were gone. Wealthy people can beat the system now.
Carl Carlson : They don't have parking meters anymore. Now there's a little thing you swipe your credit card into.
Homer Simpson : The war is over and the future won. Past never even had a chance, man.
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Carl Carlson : Here's you spare ribs, Mr. Burns. Just like you ordered it.
Mr. Burns : Spare ribs, eh? I've played a round of tenpins in my day, and to me, spare reeks of second best. Get me ten frames of strike ribs at once! And you, call my doctor and ask him why I would ask for something so absurd as strike ribs.
Lenny Leonard : Yes, sir.
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Carl Carlson : Say, Lenny. Care for some Chateau La Mondotte St. Emilion?
Lenny Leonard : That's a regular size bottle. I'm drinking Jeroboams.
Homer Simpson : I'm drinking Melchizedeks!
Lenny Leonard : Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle.
Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo! I'm drinking my salary!
Carl Carlson : Wait a minute. Doesn't some of that go to taxes?
Homer Simpson : Hey, you're right.
[Pours wine on floor]
Homer Simpson : Stupid government, taking my hard earned stolen wine and making me spill it on the floor.
Lenny Leonard : I hear that!
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Moe Szyslak : Throwing stuff! Turn your protest into a riot!
Milhouse Van Houten : How much for a tomato?
Moe Szyslak : Fresh is one dollar, rotten is two bucks.
Kirk Van Houten : Son, do you really need the rotten one?
[Milhouse looks at him eagerly]
Kirk Van Houten : Oh, all right. But don't tell your mother.
