Quotes
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P.J. Franklin : [voiceover] Sometimes it's hard to be faced with the truth, so we pretend not to see it.
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Brendan Dorff : [watching PJ examine Bulge Magazine] Well, they have movie reviews, too. They gave "Hurt Locker" three thumbs up.
P.J. Franklin : Those aren't thumbs.
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Brendan Dorff : You've reached the NTO.
P.J. Franklin : No! Wait. What is that?
Brendan Dorff : The NTO, all right? The Natural Tapering Off. Every relationship has one.
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Mike Callahan : The red-hot lava passion has to cool. I mean, without the NTO, you would burn each other up with your fiery love-laze power rods.
P.J. Franklin : Ew... so many times.
Mike Callahan : Happens to everyone, but usually it happens in the eighth year of marriage but...
P.J. Franklin : Ugh.
Mike Callahan : ...you're an old soul.
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Bobby Newman : I... I find you incredibly sexy. I mean, you're gorgeous, and you don't take crap from anybody, and you know Kerry Wood's E.R.A. his rookie year.
P.J. Franklin : It's 3.40.
Bobby Newman : [whispering] God, I want you.