- Kenny McCormick: [Mufffled] Autoerotic asphyxiation? What's that?
- Researcher: I don't want to go into too much detail, but you choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like Batman or something and you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms super awesome.
- Kenny McCormick: [Muffled] Really?
- Butters: Oh no. I don't wanna have to buy a Batman costume!
- Stan Marsh: Maybe this isn't really even a disease?
- Rehab Group Leader: [dials a number on his cellphone] Yeah, it's me. We've got a turd in the punch bowl. I repeat. We have a Turd in the Punchbowl.
- Kyle Broflovski: Hang on, we shouldn't be learning how not to get caught. We have to take responsibility for our actions.
- Bill Clinton: What the F*** are you talking about?