The Office (TV Series)

Whistleblower (2010)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

Quotes 

• Michael Scott : My favorite restaurant closed down.

  Jo Bennett : I hate that.

  Michael Scott : My new favorite restaurant sucks.

• [Michael is on Jo's private jet, as she asks him what has him upset] 

  Michael Scott : It has not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down.

• Michael Scott : Really? A baby otter? Okay, um, count me in as "who cares". It's not even that interesting a baby otter. It can't even stand up.

  [looks toward computer] 

  Michael Scott : It's trying to stand up...

  [choking up] 

  Michael Scott : There it goes.

• Kelly Kapoor : It is so boring where we work. I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. It might be less interesting than a morgue.

  Michael Scott : Hey, hey! It's as interesting as a morgue.

• Michael Scott : My mind is going a mile an hour.

  Pam Beesly : That fast?

• Jo Bennett : Oh, honey, surely you don't want that.

  Michael Scott : I-I surely do, and don't call me honey.