How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Of Course (2010)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : [Barney visits Robin at the shooting range after Lily reveals to him Robin's post-breakup depression] Hey.
Robin Scherbatsky : [Sees Barney and takes off earplugs, still sad] What's up? Thought you were going on some big date.
Barney Stinson : Robin, I know you're upset.
Robin Scherbatsky : What? No, I have I've never been happier, and this Anita sounds lovely. I'm so glad that the two of you just randomly happened to find each other.
[angry tone]
Robin Scherbatsky : It just warms my frickin' heart
[returns to pistol and fires again without earplugs, deafening Barney. Robin throws away pistol when she's out of rounds and catches breath]
Barney Stinson : So you're not upset?
Robin Scherbatsky : Of course, I'm upset, Barney. Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests makes me feel like I'm just another number to you?
Barney Stinson : But you're not just another number to me.
Robin Scherbatsky : And now, you're taking Anita, who you barely know, on this amazing date, when I never got treated that way. It just, it just sucks, that's all, it just sucks.
[pause]
Barney Stinson : Wow, I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend, but I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex-boyfriend. I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?
Robin Scherbatsky : Nothing, Barney. You've already proven I'm not important.
Barney Stinson : Stop that, I'm serious. Ask me for anything.
Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, don't sleep with Anita.
Barney Stinson : Done.
Robin Scherbatsky : Barney, of course you're going to sleep with her. Why else would you be taking her on this superdate?
Barney Stinson : She's not going on this superdate, Robin. You are.
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Robin Scherbatsky : [Interviewing Anita on her show] But, um, if you had to summarize your book in thirty words or less?
Anita Appleby : I'll summarize it in one word, Robin. And that word is "No". By saying no constantly and consistently you empower yourself, while simultaneously turning any jerk into a submissive, sniveling puddle of a man.
Robin Scherbatsky : And isn't that every girls dream. After the break we're going to talk about your new book "Of Course You Don't Have a Retirement Plan Yet, Take a Look at Yourself You Dumb Slut"; due out in June.