Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Lodger (2010)
James Corden: Craig
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Quotes
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Craig Owens : Listen, Mike and I had an arrangement where if you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout.
[winks]
Craig Owens : Okay?.
The Doctor : [winks back] Why would I want that?
Craig Owens : Well, in case you want to bring someone round, a girlfriend or a...
[looks at the Doctor up and down]
Craig Owens : boyfriend...
The Doctor : Oh, I will. I'll shout... if that happens. Something like... I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!
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Craig Owens : Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?
The Doctor : They never really stop.
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Craig Owens : Will it work?
The Doctor : Yes.
Craig Owens : Are you sure?
The Doctor : Yes!
Craig Owens : Is that a lie?
The Doctor : Of course it's a lie!
Craig Owens : It's good enough for me. Geronimo!
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The Doctor : Ah you want to see my credentials...
[shows psychic paper]
The Doctor : There, national insurance number.
[passes psychic paper behind his back]
The Doctor : NHS number.
[passes psychic paper behind his back again]
The Doctor : References.
Craig Owens : [incredulous] Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury?
The Doctor : I'm his special favourite. Shhh.
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Craig Owens : Where did you learn to cook?
The Doctor : Paris, in the... 18th century.
[Craig stares at him incredulously]
The Doctor : No, hang on, that's not recent, is it? 17th. No, no, no, no. 20th. Sorry, I'm not used to doing them in the right order.
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Craig Owens : [opening door, believing it to be Sophie] I love you!
The Doctor : Well, that's good, because I'm your new lodger.
[Craig stares at him in shock]
The Doctor : D'you know, this is going to be easier than I expected.
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[the Doctor is desperately trying to persuade Craig to do something that's been fatal for everyone else so far]
Craig Owens : Will it work?
The Doctor : Yes!
Craig Owens : Are you sure?
The Doctor : Yes!
Craig Owens : Is that a lie?
The Doctor : Of course it's a lie!
Craig Owens : That's good enough for me!
[Does as the Doctor says]