The Simpsons (TV Series)
Stealing First Base (2010)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Wendell Borton, Ralph Wiggum, Boy #3, Twin Boy, Teeter Totter Girl
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Quotes
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Miss Hoover : There was a mix up with your tests. You actually got an A triple-plus. The F belonged to Ralph.
Ralph Wiggum : I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.
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Bart Simpson : I need to talk to you about man stuff.
Homer Simpson : Talk to grandpa. He used to be a man.
Bart Simpson : He did?
Grampa Simpson : [Struggling to peel a banana] Come on, give up the goods, you yellow devil!
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Kevin the Blind Boy : Nelson, now that the ban has been lifted, let me touch your face so that I can see how you really are.
[Feels Nelson's face]
Kevin the Blind Boy : Hey, I said your face, not your butt.
Nelson Muntz : Aw, you're comfortable enough to mock me.
[Punches Kevin]
Nelson Muntz : That's for mocking me!
Kevin the Blind Boy : Nelson, your punch has restored my vision! I can see again!
Nelson Muntz : Really?
Kevin the Blind Boy : Ha-ha!
Nelson Muntz : The student has become the master.
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Bart Simpson : I don't get you. You're hot, you're cold, you're hot... what is your deal?
Nikki McKenna : You have a lot to learn about women, and I'm not going to tell you.
Bart Simpson : Oh, I give up. Smell you later.
[as he walks away, Nikki runs to him and kisses him on the cheek, then walks away]
Bart Simpson : I love you!
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Bart Simpson : Where's Mrs. K?
Principal Skinner : Mrs. Krabappel went to Idaho. Turns out the people sent to rescue her sister from a cult turned out to be an even worse cult.
Bart Simpson : So who's taking her place? Me, I hope.
Principal Skinner : No, not you. Never you.