A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
Bruce Willis: John McClane
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Quotes
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John McClane : The shit we do for our kids. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
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[last lines]
John McClane : So we're not going to grow any third arms or anything are we?
Jack McClane : Nah. You might loose your hair.
John McClane : Ha! Laugh it up kid. This is your five years from now.
Jack McClane : It's rain water and fire. Besides, it's hard to kill a McClane.
John McClane : *Now* you're a McClane?
Jack McClane : Yeah, I'm a McClane. John McClane.
John McClane : John McClane, Junior.
Jack McClane : Well, that makes you a Senior.
John McClane : That's right. Try not to forget it. I'm your father. Have some respect for your father.
Jack McClane : Let me ask you something. You lookin' for trouble, or does it always seem to find *you*?
John McClane : You know, after all these years, I still ask myself the same question.
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John McClane : Safe house, my ass.
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John McClane : Let's go kill some motherfuckers!
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John McClane : What's with the "John" shit? What happened to "Dad"?
Jack McClane : That's a good question.
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John McClane : [punching a Russian motorist after an argument] D'you think I'd understand a word you say?
John McClane : [gets into car; sarcastically] Jesus Christ. It's OK, I'm fine, thanks.
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John McClane : [during a shoot out] You remember the last time we talked just before you went away?
Jack McClane : Ah no. No! No, no, you're not gonna open up to me before we die. That's not your thing, John.
John McClane : What's my thing?
Jack McClane : Fucking killing bad guys, that's your thing!
John McClane : [preparing to return fire] You're not gonna die today.
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[repeated line]
John McClane : I'm on fucking vacation!
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John McClane : [while driving on the cars and trucks, phone rings] Oh, for the love of...
[picks up a phone]
John McClane : Hi, honey.
Lucy : Dad? Can you hear me? How is Moscow?
John McClane : Can I call you back?
Lucy : Wait, don't, don't...
John McClane : [woman screams] Sorry, ma'am!
[a blaring car horn]
John McClane : Sorry!
Alik : [laughs out loud at Jack] Did you see this guy?
Lucy : Dad, can you hear me? Dad, are you still there? Dad?
Alik : Oh, man!
John McClane : [bumps against Alik's military vehicle] Knock, knock.
[bumps again]
John McClane : [to Lucy] You still there?
Lucy : Yeah, yeah, I'm here. So, how is Jack? Have you seen him?
John McClane : Uh, yep, looking right at him.
Lucy : Is he okay?
John McClane : I haven't really caught up with him yet, but he looks good. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Lucy : What's going on there?
John McClane : Luce, can I call you right back?
Lucy : Don't hang up...
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John McClane : [as they gear up] You got a plan?
Jack McClane : Not really. I kinda thought we would just wing it, you know. Running in, guns blazing! Make it up as we go.
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John McClane : Me and my boy here, we're gonna put a whuppin' on ya!
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Komarov : [from trailer] You're crazy.
John McClane : A little bit.
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Komarov : Goddamn Americans. You think you're so smart.
John McClane : No, I'm not that smart. I'm just on vacation.
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[last lines]
Jack McClane : Hey, lemme ask you something. Do you go looking for trouble, or does it always find you?
John McClane : You know, after all these years, I'm still asking myself the same question.
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Jack McClane : Gimme your phone.
[John hands Jack his phone. Jack stomps on it repeatedly]
John McClane : ...it's a two year contract on that phone.
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Alik : Give me your weapons.
John McClane : Come and get 'em.
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Murphy : He'll be lucky to get life.
John McClane : He can never get out of his own way... He had a lot of problems... He's still my kid.
Murphy : I know. But it's Russia. They do things differently over there.
John McClane : Me, too.
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John McClane : [mocking his son] The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey. Very nice.
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Jack McClane : Certain death.
John McClane : Like your mother's cooking.
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Jack McClane : [looking out the window] John!
John McClane : What do you got?
Jack McClane : A big old bird!
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Jack McClane : [entering the derelict Chernobyl plant] What does this remind you of?
John McClane : Newark