- Zeb Macahan: I'll tell you something, I've seen a skinned antelope that wasn't as bare as you are there, gall. Aren't you ashamed of yourself, carrying on like that?
- Beth: [bathing in a lake] Nope.
- Zeb Macahan: Hah. You know, they got a name for loose women like you.
- Beth: Oh really? Why don't you come in here and tell me what it is?
- Zeb Macahan: Don't tempt me.
- Dr. Dupree: [giving Beth an examination] What about seeing double?
- Beth: Only when I'm angry or don't get my own way.
- Dr. Dupree: Well, you didn't lose your sense of humor, anyway.
- Beth: Didn't I?
- Beth: Doctor, you can do me a favor. Don't discuss your decision about my riding with Mr. Macahan.
- Dr. Dupree: Hm. Favor refused. I don't help people kill themselves.
- Marshal Logan: That lady you got, eh, doc lookin' after up at the hotel, what happened to her?
- Zeb Macahan: Some hunters got hold of her.
- Marshal Logan: Where are they?
- Zeb Macahan: Well, there's two of 'em in the ground, the third one I couldn't find.
- Zeb Macahan: First time I ever laid eyes on you, an' I thought you were the prettiest thing I've ever seen.
- Beth: Well that's understandble, you'd been living for five months up in the mountains with bears.
- Beth: How many times are we going to go over this statement? I've given it to marshal Logan, it seems simple ant to the point.
- Judge Rensen: Oh, it is simple and to the point. And it is a lotta words, saying nothing.
- Judge Rensen: I don't think that you're lying to me, I just think that you're refusing to be candid. Now maybe you're not laying out the whole truth because, well maybe it has something to do with the way those two men were killed?
- Zeb Macahan: The way they was killed was very simple: I killed one of 'em with my pistol and the other one with my bowie knife, nothing fancy about that.
- Judge Rensen: Marshal, anything that smells like a woman can turn a man's head sixteen ways and he'll end up thanking her for not chopping it off.
- Marshal Logan: Now judge, that's probably the reason I never got married.
- Judge Rensen: Yeah, the woman is the greatest piece of equipment ever put on this man's earth.
- Marshal Logan: I'll go along with that too, sometimes.
- Judge Rensen: Sometimes? A man don't quibble with the joys in life. There is nothing that compares with the comforts that a woman offers.
- [Logan chuckles]
- Judge Rensen: Oh, unless of course it's hangin' up a horse thief and watching his feet jiggle!
- [both laugh]
- Judge Rensen: Now that won't be necessary because this case is closed.
- Marshal Logan: Except she's got a horse thievin' charge against her, judge.
- Judge Rensen: Women don't steal horses, they borrow 'em.