Castle (TV Series)
Wrapped Up in Death (2010)
Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito
Quotes
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Kate Beckett : Any idea who he is?
Kevin Ryan : [to Esposito] Do you wannna?
Javier Esposito : No, bro, you caught it.
Kevin Ryan : You sure?
Javier Esposito : Yeah, it's yours, go ahead.
Kate Beckett : You know, whenever you guys are done being cute.
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Kate Beckett : So far, this case is nothing but dead ends.
Kevin Ryan : Mm. You know why?
Kate Beckett : Why?
Javier Esposito : Because... Castle's cursed.
Richard Castle : You had to tell them, did you?
Kate Beckett : Yes. Yes, I did.
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[Castle yells in the break room where the cappuccino machine appears to have malfunctioned and is steaming]
Kate Beckett : What happened?
Richard Castle : I don't know. I was just gonna... make a coffee and... the cappuccino machine started shaking... and just as I hit the deck, it exploded.
Kevin Ryan : You could have been killed.
Richard Castle : I know!
[Beckett, Ryan, and Esposito try to hold it back but all burst into laughter and Castle realizies he's been pranked]
Richard Castle : Oh, very. Okay, very funny! Yes, you got me.
Javier Esposito : Ooh, I'm Castle. I don't believe in curses.
Richard Castle : What'd you get bomb disposal to rig something up?
Kate Beckett : Yeah, it was all flash and no damage.
Richard Castle : And the chair?
Kate Beckett : I just pulled a couple of screws and let gravity do the rest.
[she high fives Ryan and Esposito]
Kate Beckett : Night, Castle.
[the three of them leave, still laughing]
Richard Castle : I'm not cleaning this up!
[pause]
Richard Castle : I'd better clean this up.
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[while examining the Murder Board, Beckett notices Castle staring at her intently]
Richard Castle : If something were to happen to me, I want you to watch out for Alexis.
[Beckett turns and looks at Castle]
Richard Castle : She looks up to you... And if her boyfriends get frisky, you can shoot them.
Kate Beckett : Nothing's gonna happen to you.
Richard Castle : But... if it does...
Kate Beckett : [long pause] Okay.
Richard Castle : And would you also go into my closet and get rid of my porn collection before she finds it?
[as Beckett gives him a look, Esposito appears]
Javier Esposito : Don't worry, bro. I got you covered on that.