- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: This really is a big deal for you isn't it? Letting me drive your car.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Whatever. You already slept with my wife.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Szwed's truck rolls in 6 hours. What do you got?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We got nothing.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I don't like the sound of that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh...
- [Cheerfully]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We got nothing!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What happened to your face?
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: What happened to your arm?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: The job.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: The same.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [to Abby about Gibbs] He's up at the crack of dawn, if he goes to bed at all. What exactly is running through that guy's veins?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Coffee, McGee.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Right, Boss.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No. Get me some.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: On it.
- Damon Werth: I keep getting stuck in my own history.
- Ziva David: Look, the last time we saw each other, you were in control. You helped us. Even after everything you have gone through, you-can-move-forward. You can find the right path, Damon.
- Damon Werth: Wife and kid left him. He had some... trouble making the transition back to civilian.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Unlike you?
- Damon Werth: I didn't carry him out of the desert so he could wind up dead in some alley tonight!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [about Werth] A marine who broke the rules.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You didn't lock him up?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: ...I gave him a medal.
- [off Fornell's look]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I had one just lying around.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You know, it's not like he's wearing your pin. You're not going steady with him.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Tobias, it didn't mean anything.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I think it meant something to him.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Oh, east, west, the mutual saving of a life is a powerful bond...
- [chuckles]
- Dr. Donald Mallard: As evidenced by the two of you.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Oh, is that why we're friends?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It's more like shared misery.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: God knows you've got enough to go around.
- Abby Sciuto: Is there anything else you need?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: If there is, McGee will do it.
- [Ziva stands calmly in front of a truck as it jack-knifes in front of them, braking to a stop only a few feet from them]
- Damon Werth: And you people think *I'm* crazy.
- Abby Sciuto: [to a suspect about his prized car] You want to bet I find traces of blood and hair, when I start taking this whole thing apart piece by piece?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Last lines, after Damon leaves] So, was that, like, "see you later" like "goodbye," or "see you later" like "hey, I'm going to see you at a later date?"
- Ziva David: [chuckles] Are you, uh, having trouble understanding simple English?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Just answer the question.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You drive like a maniac!
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: It's my impression of you!
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Well, Werth was... very convincing. What exactly are the skeletons in this guy's closet you didn't want to tell me about?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Small bout of steroid-induced psychosis.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Oh, great.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Get Ziva and DiNozzo out of bed.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Wake them up.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, oh, oh. Right. Um... Get them out of bed because it's the middle of the night and they're asleep.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yes.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Individual beds. Get them out of individual beds. I was confused. I thought we were talking...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Need some sleep yourself, do you, McGee?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, no.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Got bags under your eyes.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's a look that I'm going for.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You drew on my face, didn't you? You drew on my face.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I suggested stripping you naked, putting a tag on your toe and dragging you down to Autopsy so when you woke up you'd think you were dead. But Ziva thought it was in poor taste.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You only call when you need something.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well apparently when I need grief.
- Aaron Szwed: Alright, she's a triple-digit ride. Big ol' pumpkins in there, but don't get tempted. We gotta get on the big slab and stay to the granny lane to keep it under the double nickle, even while you're running deadhead. And bird dog on the dash so you don't get shot in the back by bears. You got it?