Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
The Master Plan (2010)
Chris Pratt: Andy Dwyer
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Quotes
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Andy Dwyer : That high five was your birthday present. Just kidding, hahaha, that wasn't it. I got you something else. I wrote you a song.
April Ludgate : Really? What's it called?
Andy Dwyer : Not telling, but I'll give you a clue. It's named after a month out of the year.
April Ludgate : So, April?
Andy Dwyer : No... that would have been way better.
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Andy Dwyer : Let me ask you a quick question: what's the youngest a girl can be that if uh, we go out, I'm not a total scumbag?
Tom Haverford : You know the old rule. Half your age plus seven.
Andy Dwyer : Half my age, plus seven. Oh, okay. Well I'm 29, so half of... 29, add seven... that's only 20, is...
Tom Haverford : Twenty...
Andy Dwyer : 20 years old.
Tom Haverford : ...one.
Andy Dwyer : 21.
Tom Haverford : and a half.
Andy Dwyer : Yep.
Tom Haverford : Yep.
Andy Dwyer : We got the same thing with the equation on that one. Here's the thing, what if she's slightly younger? Can I go out with someone younger than that?
Tom Haverford : Please! You totally can!
Andy Dwyer : Yeah!
[In confessional]
Andy Dwyer : Tom says it's okay!... That probably means it isn't okay.
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Andy Dwyer : [after April snubs him and hangs out with Jean-Ralphio at her birthday party because she was jealous of Ann flirting with Andy] I thought she liked me. I guess I'm super bad at picking up signals. But that Ralph Macchio guy is a total douche.