30 Rock (TV Series)

Black Light Attack! (2010)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Pete Hornberger : What do you think will happen when she realizes she's playing the mother?

  Liz Lemon : We can worry about that later. Maybe we'll be dead by then.

  Pete Hornberger : Yeah. Wouldn't that be great?

• Jenna Maroney : Mother? I'm not a mother! Would a mother be planning a summer sex tour of Vietnam?

  Liz Lemon : You're not young anymore. You can't keep playing prom queens and runaway victims anymore.

  Jenna Maroney : But those were my majors at the Tampa School of Acting Tricks.

• Jack Donaghy : Lemon, you need to end this now.

  Liz Lemon : What? No Jack, you were just talking about how you miss office hookups. That is a double standard.

  Jack Donaghy : Calm down.

  Liz Lemon : No, I won't calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.

• Liz Lemon : Everyone, I'd like you all to met Tom. Tom Selleck. He's my mustache.

• Jack Donaghy : Danny and I were supposed to have lunch today. Why didn't he show up?

  Liz Lemon : I don't know. Maybe he had something better to do.

  Jack Donaghy : Well, I had a Porterhouse for two, alone. I am very angry and sleepy.