30 Rock (TV Series)

Klaus and Greta (2010)

Jane Krakowski: Jenna Maroney

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• Richard : Are you available for a fake romance with a movie star?

  Jenna Maroney : Does chewing on a sponge trick your brain's hunger centers? Yes, yes, a million times yes!

• James Franco : You can't just break up with me. I'll sue you for breach of contract. Oh, you, you're being such a non-pillow right now!

  Jenna Maroney : But don't you understand? I just want something real in my life for once. I want what you have with Kimiko.

  James Franco : Oh, Kimiko-tan. What am I doing, Jenna? Pretending to be something I'm not? Making myself miserable when I've got happiness waiting for me at home? Unless Kimiko's jealous of the ottoman. There's nothing going on there. That's a business relationship.

  Jenna Maroney : Don't "Lemon" your life, James. Be happy.

  James Franco : I'm the actor James Franco, damn it. And I'm in love with, and common law married to, a Japanese body pillow!

• James Franco : You and I pretend that we met while filming a movie called "Space Attack" - my title. This movie will never be released because my performance will be deemed too provocative for America.

  Jenna Maroney : I wish I lived in France.

  James Franco : But out of this experience, we found each other, et cetera, et cetera. Five dates a week. One fight a month. And because of a product placement deal with Jamba Juice, the fight will be in a Jamba Juice.

• Jenna Maroney : Last night, James kissed me. And for a second, I forgot it was fake. And it was incredible. Now having lunch with James and the actress who plays my mom somehow seems hollow. What's wrong with me?